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HIV? No, that must be a mistake.

Due to overwhelming support for the last entry, the WOOD continues...

Yesterday, in an exclusive WOOD Insider e-mail (join now for $3.95/month), I reported that Tommy Morrison will be fighting in West Virginia tomorrow night. I made bad jokes, such as suggesting everyone in the crowd wear a dental dam and condom. I also wondered if Magic Johnson was announcing.

Completely off topic thought: is there a better porn name than Magic Johnson? Hey baby, want to see my Magic Johnson? If he played for Washington, would he be the Wizard's Magic Johnson?

This morning's story about the Morrison fight quotes Tommy as saying "I never had [AIDS]." He says that all of his tests have been clean, except for the first. According to doctors, this means that his HIV has dropped to undetectable levels, not that he is HIV-free. So let me get this straight, Tommy gets kicked out of boxing, his only real way of making money, has multiple negative tests, and it takes almost 11 years for this to come out? I'm not buying it. You can bet that he had second, third, fourth, and fifth tests done to confirm the 1996 result. Now he's clean? I sure hope John Castle needs the cash.


And now, a few clips to keep you busy:

Scalpel? Check. Can of whoop ass? Check.

What you do with goats in the field is your business, just don't bring a woman to the hotel.


And finally, this from www.thebrushback.com:

Georgia Tech Accused Of Having Pro-Duke Bias

DURHAM, NC--Days after dropping a 71-62 contest to the Duke Blue Devils at Cameron Indoor Stadium, the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets are facing accusations from around the ACC that they have a pro-Duke bias. “Do I feel like they Yellow Jackets have a pro-Duke bias? Yes, I do,” said Maryland forward James Gist. “They go into Cameron, they take on a Duke team that's been floundering, and they lose the game. They’re not even trying to hide it! It’s bad enough that the referees are engaged in this thing, but if the teams can’t stand up to Duke we’re really in trouble. I hope those guys are proud of themselves, because they just showed that they’re Coach K’s bitches, just like everyone else in this conference.” Tech coach Paul Hewitt denied being part of any conspiracy and insisted that his team just "kind of blows” on the road.


Have a nice day,
Fite

Is Rocky managing him?

Yo you knocked him adown, why dontcha try aknockin me down?

In the ring! Tommy Gunn only fights in the ring!

My ring's outside.

Let's do it.

(oscar worthy dialogue there)

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