It was a sad sight the other night at the local establishment. There we were, in our usual seats, with our usual drinks, making our usual lewd comments to the girls behind the bar. But the conversations were anything but usual. After rehashing the 3 exciting games from the past weekend, and the Ravens' Falcon-like perfomance (how do you lose not giving up a touchdown, at home... to a Manning? Unbelievable!), and a one person conversation on whether Calvin Johnson will be the greatest WR ever, topics took an exciting turn toward the following: 24 & American Idol, the Australian Open, and favorite Sirius satellite radio stations.
Then came the round of shots. We couldn't escape the fact football was coming to an end.
It sucks when football season is over. There's no way around it. Little do you realize how much the pigskin is appreciated until it's gone (not to mention, how much conversation revolves around it). They say Hunter Thompson shot himself after his annual post-football depression hit a new low. Now Woody doesn't condone taking one's life, but having only the Pro Bowl to look forward to is as good a reason as any. Though I would have at least held out through the first day of the draft*.
What's the solution? You gotta invent new ways to talk about football. So that said, I'd like to do just that and look back a few years on the sport. Basically it's a rememberence to our favorite players from yesteryear.
This isn't only about big names from the past, guys who played in the spotlight and probably still get recognized. You know, guys like Joe Theisman.
I'd rather focus on those lesser-known players that elicit high-fives at 3 a.m. when everyone's been drinking and NFL films comes on. You know, guys you might see every day delivering your mail, coaching the local high school, or becoming the next head coach at Georgia Tech.
So I'm going to throw out a few updates, links, and facts about whats going on with some guys that I admired "back in the day".
Vai Sikahema - Simply the greatest NFL talent the Tonga has ever produced. Don't lie, you wish you could punch those goalposts just once like Vai did. Did you know his cousin is Reno Mahe of the Philadelphia Eagles? Better yet, did you know his nephew is Napolean Dynamite? Who do you think is the big star at family gatherings? Yes, my money is on NP too.
Ronnie Harmon - Well, there isn't as much to say about Ronnie Harmon, he isn't uncle to anyone as big as Napolean Dynamite. But I had to include him because he was my favorite player in the 1990's. There's nothing wrong with your favorite player being a 3rd down back, dick. He had 8 catches in the Superbowl and lasted 12 years in the league. How many guys can say that?
Ricky Ervins - Who? Yeah, the 1991-92 leading rusher for the Superbowl champion Washington Redskins, that's who! He was the man. His legs were bigger than Superman's, I'm pretty sure he could leap into the endzone from anywhere on the field if he really wanted to. And under our established rules, because he has a Superbowl ring, not to mention being a major contributor to a champion team, his career is a success. It's a miracle Canton hasn't called yet. I'm pretty sure MF still has a poster somewhere.
Errict Rhett - If Vincent Bo Jackson is the #1 "coulda been the best RB of all time", Errict Undra Rhett is #1a. Crazy? How about 2,218 yards rushing and 18 TDs in his first two years, playing for the Tampa Bay Bucs! Remember how bad the bright orange sucked back in the day? If he wouldn't have held out, you'd be saying "Emmitt who?" when anyone asked about the greatest runner to ever come out of Gainesville.
Glyn Milburn - There's really too much to say about this guy, so click the link if you want to learn a lot more.
The Dome Patrol -
Pat Swilling, Vaughn Johnson,
Sam Mills, and
Rickey Jackson . The baddest LB corp in NFL history, or at least, my lifetime. Pat Swilling, as if going to Tech didn't make him a stud already, was a force in the NFL for years. Sam Mills, rest in peace. Be sure to check out what Rickey Jackson has been up to in Louisiana. And Vaughn should be pissed wikipedia didn't give him a page.
Well, I could go on and on but I'd rather hear from you guys about your favorite players from the past. A good place to start is
here and move on forward through the years.
Maybe next time I'll recap all the greatest posters of NFL players in the 90's. If any could be better than
this.
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*I know at least one other person on here who's watched the entire NFL draft start to finish. Sure, we were waiting for Joe Hamilton to get picked (and boy did we wait awhile, yet he did), but we'd be lying if we said we didn't enjoy it!